Haters and Voters

I was in a SURPRISINGLY good mood for about, I dunno, two days or so.  It was great.  Drawing more Go Fish pages, chatting with people; y’know?  The good parts of life.

Well I check my deviantART page today from work during break and there’s a message about how “shitty my work is” and “how dare I use Aztec gods for my comics”.

First of all, how dare I use ANY deities for my comic.  Really.  I’m stepping on a lot of toes.  I thought I had free range with Aztec because 1) it’s awesome and 2) most of them are dead or passive.  Apparently not.  I’ve had tamer Christians comment about my “blasphemous” work.  Gee, I better never go to Mexico; they’ll kill me for sure!

Secondly, yep, my work is shitty.  I’ve come to terms with it.  It’s shitty and amazing.  Anything that could make me this happy and this miserable at the SAME TIME has got to be shitty and amazing, right?  Have you ever REALLY looked at newspaper syndicates?  They’re shitty.  They’re REAL shitty.  They make me want to shit on my work just to be as good as them.  But at least have the decency to tell me WHY it’s shitty.  “The eyes are googly”, “they look like they have downs syndrome”…c’mon, gimme something to work with.  If you aren’t going to help out, then you’re a cock sucking ass burglar and you need to go die in a fire, plzkthnxbai.

Thirdly,…Seriously…gtfo.  Haven’t you anything better to do with your time?  A job?  Some kids?  A lukewarm vagina?  I’m one person out of a hundred million on that site.  I’m like…in the middle of the experience ladder and just below that on the “talent” scale.  And honestly, your “work” looks like a bunch of stolen images and screencaps.  Please repeat the sentence in the paragraph above.

See?  I was big enough of a man to bring my bitching away from your battleground and simply choose to hide your dumbass comment.

Gah, I’ve got to get my work off that site.  Sure, the free attention is great, but when you don’t get anything back, it’s like giving a five year blow job to someone who’s asleep and only wakes up to slap you on the face and ask you why the fuck you stopped sucking.

Oh right the voting part of the title.

I’m not voting.